Posted 10 hours ago

owlture:

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Posted 10 hours ago

"Ah, the teeension of a crime scene! Yeeeah, nothing like it, baby!"

"Ah, the teeension of a crime scene! Yeeeah, nothing like it, baby!"

Posted 11 hours ago

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

Posted 11 hours ago
kalilouwho:

imgonnamakeachange:

supernaturalsquats:

I wanna do that

damn

Mom..can I be a pole dancer when I grow up?

kalilouwho:

imgonnamakeachange:

supernaturalsquats:

I wanna do that

damn

Mom..can I be a pole dancer when I grow up?

(Source: eightyfiver)

Posted 11 hours ago

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

(Source: loadedsword)

Posted 11 hours ago

that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE

(Source: zealous-scribbler)

Posted 11 hours ago

pirouettesintopurgatory:

todayiwrotenothing:

I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE

I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT

Posted 11 hours ago
  1. person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
  2. person:
  3. person: what are you doing
  4. me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go
Posted 11 hours ago

live-to-die-laughing:

Drew this in Adobe Illustrator after reading the new Skulduggery Pleasant.

"Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” Dylan Thomas

Posted 11 hours ago

hazshires:

thecomedyreliefcharacter:

mssecondopinionson:

a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well

Okay wow this is now my favourite post on Tumblr. Signal boost into infinity.

My mom’s a therapist and she recommends this to people all the time